Astraeus' Monograph

Sigh, now that I called my introductory thread a monograph, I'm forced to describe and introduce myself in a flawless and interesting manner, don't I?

Anyway, here goes nothing.

I'll start with the topics that are most likely considered to be the more important ones to share, in a roleplay community. For a moment there, I almost opted to simply list the basics about my experience in roleplay and such. But as I said, since it's a monograph I have to step up my game and basicly ramble on so that I have a nice big post written by the time I click 'Submit'.

But I won't, I bet it's annoying to those reading this post in its entirety to process all this useless information and jibber jabber, waiting on the edge of their seat for the moment they finally get to read the 'important' things. Who am I kidding...I'm flattering myself thinking anyone would be more than apathic while reading this post...Maybe, just maybe, there's someone out there with a pity-smile on their lips. Just, For, Me. That would be so sweet, thank you, whoever is handing them out.

Hold the phone, am I still going on? Basicly acting like a defecating bull (Mental image, I summon thee) and making you waste precious time. After all, time stops for no-one. Ugh, I made myself cringe reading that corny line, really, I squinted my eyes and everything. Anyway, moving on before I cross the line into complete gibberish. The moment has arrived, I ran out of fuel and/or got bored with this monologue. So I'll just list some information about myself; Yes, I'm going to use the list after I said I wouldn't. I'm just that mean.

Superimportant Information You'll Forget The Moment You Leave This Page.

Name: Starts with a K and rhymes with Jarl.
Age: Older than alot of people; Younger than alot of buildings.
Gender: Starts with a M and ends with a bitter and 'heavy' malt beverage.
Location: The country worldwide known for its chocolate, while it should be known for its beer and trapists.
Education: Ha, good one.
Roleplaying Experience: Been roleplaying for about half a dozen years. (No clue how to make this 'witty', someone call the police!)

Ok, I'll shut up now.

Cheers. ^^

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